Microsoft's next OS

Microsoft's next OS will be called KASAB - they claim it will never hang

Rajnikant is so pissed about the jokes on him that he has decided to make a movie on himself........................................................... "My Name is Rajnikant and i am not a SARDAR"

PJ 9

Some sci-fi PJ's -
1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI?????................TABU ...
WHy? Socho?...........Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar
2)Why does a dumb cat fall while walking??............Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0. So it slips n falls
3)Agar do pipal ke ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?..............Nokia - Connecting pipal

PJ 8

All PJ fans, time to go grazy…
1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?thats bcoz....TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?..........sita with ravan
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan
6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**
7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
8) Full form of MATHS????Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasi-na

PJ 7

Q:The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did hereally want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.

PJ 6

Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.....
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Ans: D'Cold; Because
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Chan ki saans - D'Cold!!!!!!!
Q:Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai? .....
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Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

PJ 5

Q) Why do you put cement in the mouth of a dead person ?
Ans) Cause 'cement' mein jaan hain. (Ambujaa cement ad)

PJ 4

Q. People started worshipping a dog when he was lying on the road upside down, Why ?? ........
Ans . Because DOG ka ulta is GOD

PJ 3

Why doest a person who's heartbroken does not need General Knowledge ??? ...............
Ans :: Jab dil hi tooth gayaaaa , tab G.K. kyaaaaaaaa karenge hum

PJ 2

Q: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to someother elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took himto a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.
Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

PJ 1

Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it
How?........................................................................................................................

Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..So.. Sports quota!!!!

Friend !!

Khuda ne kaha achhi cheez dhoondh, mene gold diya, Usne kaha aur achhi koi cheez dhoondh,Mene diomonds diye, Usne Kaha isse bahetar? Are dear where r u?

Luv

Its easy to act as loving the one, whom u really not LOVE.But its Very Very Harder to act as hating the one, whom u realLy love...!

Pyar Insurance

kash PYAR ka insurance ho jaataPYAR karne se pehle PREMIUM bharwaya jaataPYAR me WAFA mili totheekwarna BEWAFAO pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jaata.

Sardar !!!

Sardarji : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know it means
S_Sardaron ke M_Mazak udane ki S_Service
Sardar 1 : ???????????????//

Sardar !!!

Once a Sardar was looking at a " WANTED" Poster and was wondering-
Saala "WANTED" tha to..... photo kheechne ke baad usse Janne Kyon Diya?

Marriage accident !!

EMPLOYEE:- BOSS Now i have got married , please increase my salary
BOSS:- Factory is not responsible for accidents,
outside Company.

Nice One !!!

Teacher : What happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I dont Know ...
Teacher : Stupid . Gandhiji was born ...
Now tel me , What happened in 1873 ?
Sardar : Gandhiji became 4 years old .........!

Feel it

FEE£ it : Heart said 2 eyes ~ dont c ur loved ones because u r seeing and i am suffering. Eyes rpld 2 heart ~ dont love bcoz u feel and i cry . . . !

Joke

Why many crushes are better than 1 love... BcozMonopoly is alwyz damaging & competetion improves efficiency..So njoy competition...!!

Shayari

Agar aapki duniya Aasma hai to sitare apke Dost honge.Un sitaro me hume na dhudh na kyo ki apki tamanna puri karne wale Hum tutate tare honge!aaj msg kiya

Shayari

Dete hai kyu ye dard bas hami ko? kya samjenge woh in aankhon ki nami ko, lakho deewane ho jis chand ke, wo kya mehsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko!!!

Shayari- Wah Wah

Duniya me koi kisi k liye kuch nahi karta.marne walo k sath har koi nahi marta are marne ki bat to dur rahi hum to zinda hai. phir bhi hame koi yaad nahi karta

Aim in life

Our aim in life shud be -654321..
6-six digit salary
5- five bedroom apartment
4-four wheel drive
3-three servants
2- cute children
1- sweetheart.

Thought- must Remember

We always feel bad,nd think dat good things happen only 2 'others' nd not 2 us, But we always forget dat we r 'others' 4 sumone...

Doosti

Teri dosti ne bahut kuch sika diya meri khamoshi ne duniya ko hassa diya karjdar hu me us khuda ka jisne muje tum jaise dost se mila diya.

Exams

Keh do un padhnewalo se, Hum bhi padhai karte hain.. Jitna syllabus padh kar wo top karte hai;utna syllabus to hum option me rakh ke paas hote hain!! ;-)lol

What Is a Kiss

What is a Kiss?In view of..GEOMETRY:Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips!ECO:Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!PHYSICS:Kiss is the process of charging a human body!COMPUTER:Kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE!